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Now I can't post any more of my story.

Therefore completely nullifying the purpose of this website.

Fuck it.

And now the cast of My Fair Lady:

KIRBY

JIGGLYPUFF

Do you see it? Bah it doesn't matter. You're probably an idiot anyway.

For no reason, this:

Once again, please note that this blog is 94% satirical and is not meant in any way to be taken seriously.

I will not remove it, but I will be more cautious with it. I'm being watched.

I'm still alive.

Plagiarism has been removed from the site.

Don't fret, however. I have something planned for these characters. I just need to think of a name.

Chapter 4 of Blossom Academy coming when it comes.

I'm sick today.

Blah.

This blog's name is nonsense.

This blog actually has absolutely nothing to do with The Velvet Underground, but it does have something to do with The Cure:

Good song. One of my favorites by them.

Clothing removed, rip and tear, suffocation, out of air, scream in fear, fate unclear, plot stagnation, go nowhere, school is home, freckled face, sin and hate fill the populace, clumsy girl, clumsy girl, story pace, crossover race, mutilation, scenes distort, intentional to miss the point, final solution, reader confusion, fan fiction, maniac cop, crazy world, surreal thought, so insane, just not enough, Amara, McNamara.

That is all.

I don't know why I've been talking about Maggie Gyllenhaal so much lately. I'm watching Secretary right now. Whatever.

As you may or may not (as if there's any other option) know, I am a fan of hers. Alot of people seem to think she's ugly. For me, she fluctuates between adorable and hot.

She's far from my biggest celebrity crush, and with competition like Winona Ryder, Franka Potente (more on her in a minute), Rachael Leigh Cook, and Chris Meloni, she's ...

For no reason, here are the full names of many of BA's characters:

Holly McNamara

Jessie Sweeney Todd

Ryan Karloff

Lola Fulci

Rain Campbell

Maxine Schrek

Bella Argento

Nikki Englund

Alice Almodovar

Amy Metzger

Indeed.

Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, or Willem Defoe?

Gary Oldman in True Romance:

The poetry/song section has been removed.

Deal with it.

So I was sitting on the couch in my bedroom a moment ago, doing diddly fuck all. After a few moments of boredom, I looked at my Dreamcast and made a boring discovery.

This controller sucks. Look at the weird shape. It feels awkward in your hands and looks really stupid. The wire is in the wrong place, too. I still like it more than the Saturn cont...

Just an update, some of my planned projects and ideas for the future:

- Abortion: The Musical. Yes, I'm going to write a musical.

- A story about a serial killer obsessed with movies and video games and a pro-censorship attorney/activist based on real life nutcase Jack Thompson.

- DarkDyer, a member of WF, has expressed interest in writing a story with me. I think he stopped caring when he realized I don't write fantasy.

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It has been posted.

This site needs a thing that states when it's updated.

I just reread over my past few blogs and decied you should see a picture of Asia Argento's twat. Why? Don't fucking ask me.

Yes, I know it's the same picture. Who gives a shit? Noone reads this blog anyway.

It's quite for naught.

Despite my fanbase, I seem to be very hated at the writing ...