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So I was sitting on the couch in my bedroom a moment ago, doing diddly fuck all. After a few moments of boredom, I looked at my Dreamcast and made a boring discovery.

This controller sucks. Look at the weird shape. It feels awkward in your hands and looks really stupid. The wire is in the wrong place, too. I still like it more than the Saturn controller, though.

I guess this would be more amusing if I was pissed off about it. Sorry, I haven't been pissed off enough lately. I realize my exaggerated anger and nonsensical blue humor is what makes this blog entertaining.

Sorry about that. Here are these:

I am so the only person to actually consider both of these among my all time favorite TV shows.

I am fat as shit. It sucks.

Despite being fat, the general consensus seems to be me = hot. That's good.

My fanbase seems to mostly consist of teenage girls. Not a big shock, but interesting.

I've been playing Clock Tower 3 alot lately. It's always fun to revisit your favorite games.

Here's this now:

Certainly an awesome song, yes?

More bob-ness:

She's gorgeous.

Here's a little treat for you:

Haha, no, that's not it.

Who doesn't love Lon Chaney?

Ain't I a stinker?

If Lydia from Beetlejuice (Winona Ryder) were to bang Wednesday from The Addams Family (Christina Ricci), would you enjoy it?

He looks like Marty McFly.

Here's another film for you to watch:

Aren't I useful? Inthreed.

Now that you've watched it, you can't unwatch it.

Indeed.

Well, I believe that's enough for now. Here's Gustave Dore's masterpiece The Vision Of Death.